| If you were to impress a woman with your culinary skillz, which would you do?

If you were to impress a woman with your culinary skillz, which would you do?

Dashing Geek is in style asked:


1. Sex her all up and then make her quiche for breakfast.

2. Sex her all up and then make her waffles for breakfast; this option involves you taking your own waffle iron, which I would have to buy.

3. Sex her all up, bake a loaf of homemade bread, then make her French toast with it.

4. Something else?

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9 Responses to “If you were to impress a woman with your culinary skillz, which would you do?”

  1. Sally #12 on May 6th, 2009 11:28 pm

    When you said sex her up and loaf in the same sentance, I kinda puked. I think I’m gonna has a babby

  2. Pocket Protectorate on May 21st, 2009 12:17 am

    I’d throw some Koco Krispies in a bowl, and then as I poured the milk, I’d splash it all over the kitchen counter, and because neither one of us is the kind of person to cry over spilled milk, she’d let me savagely take her right there on the now milk-slippery counter…

    (The rest of this recipe answer has been censored because you’re a dude…)

  3. Mango, happy Decembermas! on May 22nd, 2009 7:35 pm

    4. Sex her all up, and then make her bacon while she makes friends with your sausage. ;)

  4. Timinator . on May 23rd, 2009 12:17 am

    4. I leave the money on the dresser and let her buy her own breakfast. I’m not a mind reader, how am I suppose to know what hooker eat for breakfast? Marlboro Lights and a Starbucks?

  5. Sour Girl ♥ Moobs on May 25th, 2009 6:14 pm

    Don’t you know? Real men don’t eat quiche! Son option 1 is out.

    Sex her all up and order bagels. NY Style Romancing!

  6. Ronatnyu on May 28th, 2009 9:36 pm

    4. Sex her up real good … and while she is dozing & recooperating … call out for Boston Market & say you made you made it.

    If,….if … I said IF … you sexed her up good …. she’ll want to stay # 1 on your speed dial …. You cook? … yeah what ever! … when do we get nekkid?

  7. cel's giant jolly beaver on June 1st, 2009 3:18 am

    4. Smack her on the asss and tell her to get in the kitchen and make you some breakfast while you sex yourself up.

  8. Hairy Santa loves Xmas Beaver on June 2nd, 2009 8:14 am

    4. Sex her up all night and in the morning give her a cream filled doughnut.

  9. Guido McBackdoor on June 2nd, 2009 9:51 am

    Am I the only one who realizes that - given your 11.5 year dry spell - this is a purely hypothetical question?

    *cries*